We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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