evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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