Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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