that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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