So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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