I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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