quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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