Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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