I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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