I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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