Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I wish you could order shots online.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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