Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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