3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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