butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Dick very happy bro
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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