I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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