You're so nebulous sometimes
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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