you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Holy shit dude........stairs
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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