3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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