I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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