i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Randomize
