I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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