hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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