i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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