you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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