Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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