He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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