am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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