I cockslap morals
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm both gender and math confused
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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