Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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