someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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