I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
