do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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