Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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