She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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