I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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