Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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