I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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