honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
