But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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