i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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