I wish i was in the wii world.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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