Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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