I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
its not stalking. its research.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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