but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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