You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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