His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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