Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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