Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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