So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i think i have herpe
just one?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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