He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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