Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Even my vagina gasped.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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