Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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