just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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