Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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