I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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