So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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